12 September 2016

Sydney (Player Song)

(to the tune of Derek and the Dominos' Layla)

What do you do when you’re in the midfield,
And somebody passes you the ball,
What the other teams will do,
They’ll run away from you,
I guess you’ll carry out the Wine,

Sydney – you’ve got me on my knees,
Sydney – I’m beggin’ help us, please,
Sydney – Sydney won’t you ease my troubled mind

11 September 2016

The Shannon Anfuso Song (Player Song)

(to the tune of the Diego Forlan Song)

Anfuso, woah,
Anfuso, woah,
She’s from the Jersey Shore,
The one that we adore

10 September 2016

The Erin Rosier Song (Player Song)

(to the tune of Steam's Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye)

Na na na na,
Na na na na,
Hey hey hey,
Erin

09 September 2016

Take Us Home, Nikki Kerr (Player Song)

(to the tune of Take Me Home, United Road)

Take us home,
Nikki Kerr,
To a place that I belong,
To Brock-Affleck,
To see ol’ Springfield,
Take us home,
Nikki Kerr

08 September 2016

Middle of the Pack (Player Song)

(to the tune of The Shangri-Las Leader of the Pack)

Who is that girl from Canton, Mass,
Look out it’s Gab and she’s coming in fast,
She’s playing in a soccer game,
She’ll soon be in our hall of fame,
We won’t forget her,
In the middle of the pack

07 September 2016

Super Sydney (Player Song)

(to the tune of the Super City Song)

She is Sydney,
Super Sydney,
She is Sydney,
From Quincey

06 September 2016

Oh, Meghan Sustram (Player Song)

(to the tune of the Mario Balotelli Song)

Oh,
Meghan Sustram,
She’s a striker,
At the Schmidt,

While she steals our hearts she’ll be running off the charts,
Strolls the Brock-Affleck as she’s putting in the darts,
She’s on a big quest to be doing her best,
She’ll be scoring all the goals only if we request,

She goes into schools telling teachers all the rules,
You feel her wrath when she’s burning up a path,
Didn’t matter by then ‘cause she did it for a laugh,
Runs back to her dorm for a drawer full of cash

05 September 2016

Gabrielle (Player Song)

(to the tune of Swiss mountaineer song Upidee)

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle ole, hey,

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Fernandes,

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle ole

04 September 2016

Come on Megan McGloin (Player Song)

(to the tune of Slade's [later Quiet Riot's] Cum on Feel the Noize)

Come on Megan McGloin,
Keep the girls going,
{You’re a local seed},
Come on Megan McGloin,
Keep the girls going,
{You’re a local seed}

03 September 2016

You Don't Mess Around with Elise (Player Song)

(to the tune of Jim Croce's You Don't Mess Around with Jim)

Old Hill’s got it’s hustlers,
The Upper Hill’s got it’s bums,
Alden Street got big, bad Leavitte,
She’s a sharp-shootin’ mid on the run,
Yeah, she big and smart as a lass can come,
But she stronger than a country hoss,
And when the bad folks all get together at night,
You know they all call her the boss, just because,

(and they say)
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,
You don’t kick into the wind,
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger,
And you don’t mess around with Elise

02 September 2016

Mary Silva (Player Song)

(to the tune of 2 Unlimited's No Limit)
Mary,
Mary, Mary,
Mary, Mary,
Mary, Mary Sliva,

Silva,
Silva, Silva,
Silva, Silva,
Silva, Mary Silva

01 September 2016

We've Got Luiz (Player Song)

(to the tune of The Mesut Ozil Song)

We’ve got Luiz,
Mackenzie Luiz,
I just don’t think you understand,
She came from Newington,
She’s got you on the run,
We’ve got Mackenzie Luiz