03 September 2016

You Don't Mess Around with Elise (Player Song)

(to the tune of Jim Croce's You Don't Mess Around with Jim)

Old Hill’s got it’s hustlers,
The Upper Hill’s got it’s bums,
Alden Street got big, bad Leavitte,
She’s a sharp-shootin’ mid on the run,
Yeah, she big and smart as a lass can come,
But she stronger than a country hoss,
And when the bad folks all get together at night,
You know they all call her the boss, just because,

(and they say)
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,
You don’t kick into the wind,
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger,
And you don’t mess around with Elise

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