Sydney (Player Song)

(to the tune of Derek and the Dominos' Layla)

What do you do when you’re in the midfield,
And somebody passes you the ball,
What the other teams will do,
They’ll run away from you,
I guess you’ll carry out the Wine,

Sydney – you’ve got me on my knees,
Sydney – I’m beggin’ help us, please,
Sydney – Sydney won’t you ease my troubled mind

The Shannon Anfuso Song (Player Song)

(to the tune of Dean Martin's Volare)

Anfuso, woah,
Anfuso, woah,
She’s from the Jersey Shore,
The one that we adore

The Erin Rosier Song (Player Song)

(to the tune of Steam's Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye)

Na na na na,
Na na na na,
Hey hey hey,
Erin

Take Us Home, Nikki Kerr (Player Song)

(to the tune of John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Road)

Take us home,
Nikki Kerr,
To a place that I belong,
To Brock-Affleck,
To see ol’ Springfield,
Take us home,
Nikki Kerr

Middle of the Pack (Player Song)

(to the tune of The Shangri-Las Leader of the Pack)

Who is that girl from Canton, Mass,
Look out it’s Gab and she’s coming in fast,
She’s playing in a soccer game,
She’ll soon be in our hall of fame,
We won’t forget her,
In the middle of the pack

Super Sydney (Player Song)

(to the tune of the Super City Song)

She is Sydney,
Super Sydney,
She is Sydney,
From Quincey

Oh, Meghan Sustram (Player Song)

(to the tune of the Mario Balotelli Song)

Oh,
Meghan Sustram,
She’s a striker,
At the Schmidt,

While she steals our hearts she’ll be running off the charts,
Strolls the Brock-Affleck as she’s putting in the darts,
She’s on a big quest to be doing her best,
She’ll be scoring all the goals only if we request,

She goes into schools telling teachers all the rules,
You feel her wrath when she’s burning up a path,
Didn’t matter by then ‘cause she did it for a laugh,
Runs back to her dorm for a drawer full of cash

Gabrielle (Player Song)

(to the tune of Swiss mountaineer song Upidee)

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle ole, hey,

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Fernandes,

Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle Gabrielle,
Gabri Gabri Gabrielle,
Gabrielle ole

Come on Megan McGloin (Player Song)

(to the tune of Slade's [later Quiet Riot's] Cum on Feel the Noize)

Come on Megan McGloin,
Keep the girls going,
{You’re a local seed},
Come on Megan McGloin,
Keep the girls going,
{You’re a local seed}

You Don't Mess Around with Elise (Player Song)

(to the tune of Jim Croce's You Don't Mess Around with Jim)

Old Hill’s got it’s hustlers,
The Upper Hill’s got it’s bums,
Alden Street got big, bad Leavitte,
She’s a sharp-shootin’ mid on the run,
Yeah, she big and smart as a lass can come,
But she stronger than a country hoss,
And when the bad folks all get together at night,
You know they all call her the boss, just because,

(and they say)
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,
You don’t kick into the wind,
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger,
And you don’t mess around with Elise

Mary Silva (Player Song)

(to the tune of 2 Unlimited's No Limit)
Mary,
Mary, Mary,
Mary, Mary,
Mary, Mary Sliva,

Silva,
Silva, Silva,
Silva, Silva,
Silva, Mary Silva

We've Got Luiz (Player Song)

(to the tune of Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart)

We’ve got Luiz,
Mackenzie Luiz,
I just don’t think you understand,
She came from Newington,
She’s got you on the run,
We’ve got Mackenzie Luiz

The Willbury Medley (Unofficial Team Song)

to the tune of Travelling Wilburys songs Inside Out and Handle With Care)

Look into the future,
You’re mystic crystal ball,
See if it ain’t yellow,
See if it’s there at all,
Ain’t no shadow of a doubt,
Don’t it make you wanna twist and shout,
<It’s so hard to figure what it’s all about>

When you’re outside’s in (inside out),
When your downside’s up (upside down),
When your upside’s right (right-side up),
Don’t it make you wanna twist and shout when you’re inside out,

Be careful where you’re walking,
You might step in something rough,
Be careful when you’re talking,
And saying all that stuff,
Take care when you are breathing,
Something’s funny in the air,
There’s something they’re not saying,
‘Bout what’s happening out there,
It’s inside out

Been beat up and travelled around,
I’ve been called up and I’ve been sent down,
You’re the best thing I’ve ever found,
Handle me with care,

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable,
Springfield you’re adorable,
Handle me with care,

I’m so tired of being lonely,
I still have some love to give,
Won’t you show me that you really care,

Everybody’s got somebody,
To lean on,
Put your trophies next to mine,
And dream on,

Well I’ve been uptight and I’ve been a mess,
But I’ll clean it up myself I guess,
Oh the sweet smell of success,
Handle me with care

My Springfield College Home (Unofficial Team Song)

(to the tune of My Old Kentucky Home)

The sun shines bright on my Springfield College home,
'Tis autumn, the ladies will play,
The goals are ripe and the talent's in the bloom,
While Ricky’s singing all the day,
The young lass run on the ol’ Brock-Affleck Field,
All merry, all happy, and bright,
By 'n by hard times comes a-knocking at the door,
Then my Springfield College home, good night,
Weep no more my Springfield, oh! weep no more today!
We will sing one song for the Springfield College home,
For the Springfield College home far away.