Kellie Gambell (Player Song)

(to the tune of The Who's Pinball Wizard)

Ever since I was a young boy,

I've owned a soccer ball,

From Buffalo down to Springfield,

I must have played them all,

But I ain't seen nothing like her,

At any soccer patch,

That A-E-S kid

Sure became quite the catch

She came here to Springfield,

Became part of the machine,

Number 16 in the midfield,

Always playing clean,

She plays by intuition,

The opposition fall,

That A-E-S kid,

Sure plays a mean football,

Here comes Kellie Gambell,

She comes from Middletown,

Kellie Gambell,

The best mid all around,

How do you think she does it? (I don't know)

What makes her so good?

She ain't got no distractions,

Immune to all fatigue,

Heart and soul is present,

At home or overseas,

Always gets a replay,

Never seen her fall,

That A-E-S kid,

Sure plays a mean football,

Are you watching,

It’s Kellie for the win,

The opposition,

Have played a cardinal sin,

Even on your favorite field,

She can beat your best,

If you ma-nage to blunder,

She just does the rest,

The NEWMAC’s getting flustered,

Never seen her fall,

That A-E-S kid,

Sure plays a mean football